-> you read 2,690,420 words, none of which are in the bible
-> your preferred genre is an abomination
-> you found one writer and read everything they’ve ever written…
-> …only to find out they’re into some weird shit.
-> and now you are too. congratulations!
-> the data we’ve collected has shocked us to our very core and we wish we hadn’t done it. we won’t see you next year. please seek professional mental support
Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man